You know that you are an Oregonian stranded in Ohio if....
You pull up to the gas pump and sit there for an eternity because you have no clue how to operate the pumps and you don't think you should have to pump your own gas anyhow.
You drive around lost because there are no mountains and all the cornfields look the same.
You wonder where all the drive-through espresso stands are.
Why is farm-raised Atlantic Salmon the only salmon in restaurants?
Doesn't anyone recycle?!?
No fireworks stands....
Hmmmm, people hate the outdoors and try to climate-control everything as much as possible.
No Thai food?
What is with this humidity? I don't have gills!!!!
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